Ok so as some of you know I take the TTC (the better way!) in to work as it’s faster and paid for by my company but what you don’t know about is the deadly trend taking place all over the Toronto TTC – Women who wear backpacks entering crammed TTC cars who then proceed to give you the stare down when you bump into the backpack which is on their bloody shoulders or keep staring you down every time the TTC car breaks (like someone jumped in front of it! ) and you brush up againsit the “backpack”.

I normally travel during the peek hours which are 7:45 a.m. and 8:30 a.m. and so the cars are filled to the brim and there is no place to move once in. I had this girl look at me through the reflection of the window to check if I was stealing her bag contents… While this little drama was taking place all I could ask for was that God get me of the sardine filled hell hole as fast as possible and give that woman in front of me some commonsense!

A few solutions to women who do this:
- Do not travel at peek hours
- Leave your frigging backpacks at home
- Yes in a filled TTC car people will bump up against your backpack on your shoulders you moron!
- Leave your backpack at home
- I some rare cases stop carrying your entire wardrobe/makeup paraphernalia with you
- No not every guy behind your backpack is getting off by rubbing against it!
- You cannot tell if someone has taken something from your backpack by looking into the reflection of the window (pisss… small tip, the bag is on your shoulders not in front of you)

Mr. Lobo

1) Why do people love to gossip? I can never understand why gossiping about other folk makes entertaining conversation. I recommend a “Let’s Not Gossip” day in March 2006 – The date is set for March 8th. Spread the word all ye Bloggers and Readers of them Blog’s

2) The UAE has one of the best deep-water ports in the gulf region (It’s a free port, which makes life easy for carrier companies). They presently also house a lot of American solders and allow American war planes to fly in and out of their airports – So why are American’s so damn scared of a UAE company owning one of their deep water ports?

3) I have thought up a new marketing slogan for Revlon – “Your Beautiful”. Their entire campaign would work on the premise that women love to be told that they look beautiful – So when a woman/girl saw the slogan they would be automatically drawn to the Revlon counter – Better still the campaign would be all about using natural (good for your skin natural) skin tone color makeup

4) The other day while shopping for items to cook myself a South Asia meal I found myself in the drivers seat making a choice between 2 different tomato paste brands – I subconsciously picked the brand that had a shiny, more vibrant, creatively appealing container – Yikes!