Make-up Done Just In Time To Die
The amount of women putting make-up on while at the wheel on the highway is becoming rather alarming. They have no consideration for other motorist on the highway and seem to have a tab running with the Grim Reaper.
If you want to die so badly why not take a sharp knife and finish it all at home in the comfort of your living room – there is no need to share your final moments with the front of my car in rush hour traffic.
The woman in front of me yesterday was in the fast lane, slowing down traffic, braking erratically and painting her face pretty while driving in rush hour traffic.
What makes this kind of car behavior even more dangerous is that during the 7:00 a.m. morning rush traffic is moving at 60 to 80 clicks and has varying degrees of stoppage – unlike bumper-to-bumper traffic that is going at 10 clicks. So the risk of a serious accident is higher.
I guess the positive spin to this death dance is that the women in question will look “presentable” at the least when they have their heads sticking out the front windshield!
HAHAHAHAH – I am thankful for the fact that she was not cooking…
It could have been worse. At least she wasn’t putting on her make up and cooking her breakfast on a hot plate at the same time.